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  • Episode 1
    Episode 1E1 · 2008-12-08

    Cat breaks up with Glenn, and Lola fakes a brain tumor to dump Owen. Later, they "console" each other. Blake is a sad clown, and Owens ex-partner tries to lure him back to be a cop. American forces raid the hills of Pakistan in search of bin Laden.

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  • Episode 2
    Episode 2E2 · 2008-12-08

    Things get tense after Cat sneezed on Lola. Meanwhile, Briggs tries to get Glen back on the police force.

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  • Episode 3
    Episode 3E3 · 2008-12-08

    The Chief calls a staff meeting to discuss Lola's nonexistent brain tumor.

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  • Episode 4
    Episode 4E4 · 2008-12-08

    The Chief tries to help a boy who has aged rapidly. Meanwhile, Blake tries to help people via the healing power of laughter.

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  • Episode 5
    Episode 5E5 · 2008-12-08

    Another doctor tries to use Blake's method: the healing power of laughter.

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  • Episode 6
    Episode 6E6 · 2008-12-08

    In this very special episode, things are told from the perspective of a visiting doctor from Puerto Rico.

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  • Episode 7
    Episode 7E7 · 2008-12-08

    Glen gets upset about Cat's new boyfriend. Meanwhile, a new doctor may be able to cure The Chief.

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  • Episode 8
    Episode 8E8 · 2008-12-08

    Blake challenges Nate to a competition where the two doctors must perform surgery using only the healing power of laughter.

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  • Episode 9
    Episode 9E9 · 2008-12-08

    Blake tells Lola he knows her brain tumor is fake. Meanwhile, Glen tries to get revenge on Cat's new boyfriend.

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  • Episode 10
    Episode 10E10 · 2008-12-08

    In the season finale Max performs surgery on The Chief and Blake tries to cure Lola's nonexistent tumor.

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  • I See Her Face Everywhere
    I See Her Face EverywhereE1 · 2010-08-22

    As the new season begins, Cat Black is conflicted about her full term pregnancy, because the father (Nick Kroll) is 6 years old and has advanced aging disease; the doctors remember Lola who still seems to be dead; Chief has more than professional feelings for the new administrator; Glenn cures cancer.

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  • No One Can Replace Her
    No One Can Replace HerE2 · 2010-08-29

    Cat goes into labor with Little Nicky's baby. Little Nicky's advanced aging disease causes him to take on the tendencies of an old man as the disease begins to kill him. Lola Spratt returns from the hospital to explain that she faked her death, but everyone believes she is a ghost. Blake Downs returns to the hospital, following the failure of his private practice/spin-off. New doctor Valerie Flame takes over narrating duties on the show for Cat Black when complications occur in the birth of she and Nicky's child.

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  • I Am Not Afraid of Any Ghost
    I Am Not Afraid of Any GhostE3 · 2010-09-05

    Dr. Maestro asks Dr. Flame to give him a lethal injection so that he can find Dr. Spratt in the spirit world. A creepy EMT wants to show The Chief his "sexy costume.

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  • Give a Painted Brother a Break
    Give a Painted Brother a BreakE4 · 2010-09-12

    Dr. Blake's clown brother comes to visit and borrows money from Dr. Blake to pay off his gambling debts, while telling him it's for an operation. A mascot from a local theme park starts suspiciously, repeatedly bringing in children with broken arms for treatment. The hospital is turned into a youth hostel, and Sy gets conned by an attractive young foreign girl.

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  • Joke Overload
    Joke OverloadE5 · 2010-09-19

    The staff must choose between saving an old black man and a young white kid. Insult comic Jeffrey Ross brings his child into the O.R., but the staff is more concerned with enjoying his humor than treating his child. Two Star Trek nerds dressed in uniforms (one as a Klingon) visit the hospital.

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  • The End of the Middle
    The End of the MiddleE6 · 2010-09-26

    An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete with behind the scenes looks at the show. Cutter Spindell (who portrays Blake Downs on the show within the show) interferes to save the series, convincing protesters that they're saving an actual children's hospital.

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  • Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters
    Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, FrankfurtersE7 · 2010-10-03

    A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems; Glenn's cancer cure is threatened by a mysterious visitor, a mind-reading girl visits the coma room.

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  • Hot Enough for You?
    Hot Enough for You?E8 · 2010-10-10

    When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.

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  • The Coffee Machine Paid For Itself
    The Coffee Machine Paid For ItselfE9 · 2010-10-17

    A hip sexy Rabbi (David Wain) arrives and seduces Valerie, angering Glenn; Sy faces a moral dilemma involving a coffee machine; Lola is confused by a mysterious organ in a cooler.

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  • Show Me On Montana
    Show Me On MontanaE10 · 2010-10-24

    "Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 year-old patient whose gender is yet to be determined.

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  • You Know No One Can Hear You, Right?
    You Know No One Can Hear You, Right?E11 · 2010-10-31

    The abortion debate is brought into relief by a visit from a prominent Senator (Ed Begley, Jr.); Owen must decide whether he can treat the 10-year-old who beats him daily; Sy finally faces his alcoholism.

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  • The Sultan's Finger - LIVE
    The Sultan's Finger - LIVEE12 · 2010-11-07

    In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off his finger for Valerie. A surprise ending reveals the shocking the truth about one of the doctors, shattering everyone's perceptions. SEASON FINALE.

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  • Kids Hospital
    Kids HospitalE1 · 2016-01-22

    In the seventh season premiere, the doctors find new jobs at a crosstown hospital after being fired by Blake, who turns to a life of crime with his brother, Sir Tinklebutton.

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  • One Million Saved
    One Million SavedE2 · 2016-01-29

    A rare disease appears at Childrens Hospital, and the team has to journey into the buried remains of the original Childrens Hospital with Val's alter-ego, Derrick Childrens, to find the cure. Meanwhile, the rest of the doctors desperately try to save the hospital's landmark millionth patient.

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  • Sy's Tenure
    Sy's TenureE3 · 2016-02-05

    When Sy finally gets tenure, he decides to use its powers for the greatest good: building the world's first consumer jetpack. Elsewhere, Chief is stranded on a dance pedestal, and Owen learns just how hard it is to be the hospital DJ.

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  • Doctor Beth
    Doctor BethE4 · 2016-02-12

    Set four years ago, Nurse Beth's origins are uncovered as we explore the world of the Nurses' Quarters in the Childrens Hospital basement. Beth has to navigate the complex social hierarchy of the nurses and avoid losing their friendship when she suddenly gets promoted to doctor.

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  • The Show You Watch
    The Show You WatchE5 · 2016-02-19

    A look back at an episode of the popular 1950s variety show The Show You Watch, known for its irascible host, hilarious skits and elaborate dances, but mostly revered for its weekly visit to Childrens Hospital, the sketch upon which the present day show is loosely based.

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  • DOY
    DOYE6 · 2016-02-26

    Blake, Lola and Glenn are excited to be attending this year's Doctor of the Year Convention (or DOY) in Vegas. Even though Blake has won six years in a row, Glenn and Lola are determined to win. Owen tags along to visit his mom, with surprising consequences.

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  • Show Me a Hero
    Show Me a HeroE7 · 2016-03-04

    When Dr. Cat Black has a crisis of faith, the hospital's resident spiritual leaders fiercely compete against each other to convert her and win a monthly sales prize. Glenn grows frustrated that he isn't getting the respect he deserves for playing second bass in the L.A. punk band X.

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  • By the Throat
    By the ThroatE8 · 2016-03-11

    After discovering that Childrens Hospital is out of tongue depressors, Owen finds himself embroiled in a dangerous hospital-wide conspiracy that reaches all the way up to Governor Jasper Ruth, the Boss Tweed of Sao Paulo, Brazil. GEORGE WENDT guest stars.

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  • Childrens Horsepital
    Childrens HorsepitalE9 · 2016-03-18

    A race horse is wanted by fearsome mob boss Mamma Fiorucci, so Chief hides the animal in the hospital, all while Lola's college barbershop quartet tempts her into rejoining and Glenn glues Blake's hands into his latex gloves. VALERIE HARPER and WILL SASSO guest star. Recurring guest star BRIAN HUSKEY also appears.

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  • Through the Eyes of a Falcon
    Through the Eyes of a FalconE10 · 2016-03-25

    In a "Behind the Scenes" episode, actor Just Falcon (who plays Dr. Glenn Richie) invites the rest of the Childrens Hospital cast to his special photography exhibition, where all of their shocking secrets are revealed.

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  • Grandparents Day
    Grandparents DayE11 · 2016-04-01

    It's "Bring Your Grandparents to Work Day" at the hospital. The doctors struggle with their grandparents, whether they're overbearing, trying to kill themselves or are just famous actors.

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  • Hump Cola
    Hump ColaE12 · 2016-04-08

    Owen discovers that the fluid in Chief's hump tastes exactly like Coca Cola. Despite Chief's protests, Owen attempts to monetize her "hump cola," while Blake suspects Glenn has an addiction problem and takes him to Nils Vildervaan, professional rehabilitationalimist. MICHAEL SHOWALTER guest stars.

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  • The Grid, Part One
    The Grid, Part OneE13 · 2016-05-06

    When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what they discover threatens to upset the entire future of Childrens Hospital.

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  • The Grid, Part Two
    The Grid, Part TwoE14 · 2016-05-13

    When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what they discover threatens to upset the entire future of Childrens Hospital.

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